L.J. Williamson lives in Granada Hills, California, which is the town where one scene in "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" was filmed. Her measurements are 46-18-36, and in her spare time she likes to spray rolls of toilet paper with carb cleaner, set them on fire, and kick them into the beds of passing trucks. Her turn-ons are tribadism and frotteurism. Her turn-offs are paying for things she wants, daily flossing, and cataclysms.